Dearest Petunia,
I write to you from Houston as the battle for the AFC South rages on. I return to where I was raised battered and bruised from the year’s previous battles. But my focus is 100 percent on the fiends clad in blue and red.
The Texans have a new field general, Brock Osweiler. He is brash, at times too brash. But he appears to have the talents of a worthy foe if given time. Thus I must crush him before he is given any confidence.
Though I lost the battle last year against Houston, the war is not over.